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Note: These stories are adult, most of them are slash, all of them are derivative works that use characters and settings created by others, and there aren't consistent warnings or labels. Please exercise your own judgment when choosing whether to read.

Any of my own work is welcome to be remixed or excerpted in turn in your own freely shared work or for critical or educational purposes. Just give credit and we're good!

Not for profit.

If you're curious, my own top-ten list (at this moment, anyway) is House of the Living, The Crown of the Summer Court, Beltane, Leader of the Pack, Queen of Spades, Reconcilable Differences, A Beautiful Lifetime Event, The World Turned Upside Down, Partnership, and One of a Thousand Roads.

 
Relics (22,120 total words)
Star Trek
April 09, 1994
This is a set of four stories I wrote back in my sophomore year of college, and they suck. But in the spirit of archaeology, I figure I may as well inflict them on you. You have been warned. By reading these stories you hereby forgo all right to mock me for them, including the embarrassing warnings at the top.

Remembrance of Things Past (8,351 words)
Dracula: The Series
January 05, 1996
Lucard/OFC. Yes. It's a Mary Sue. It was ten years ago, give me a break. Also, before you mock me for the final disclaimer, allow me to point out that it was not my own idea -- a beta suggested it was a real concern! [Summary written 1/2006]

Ghost (3,199 words)
Forever Knight
November 15, 1997
A vignette set during the first season, when Nick believed LaCroix dead. Rating: NC-17. Pairing: N/LC.

Breathing Room (17 K)
The Sentinel
January 27, 1998
This was my very first Sentinel story. Jim and Blair end up in a flophouse for reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture. The usual ensues. (Where by "the usual" I of course mean "gay sex".)

Overture (3,710 words)
Highlander
January 28, 1998
Duncan/Methos. A plotless bit of fun at the Opera.

Super Bowl Surprise (33 K)
The Sentinel
February 09, 1998
Silly little PWP, just for fun. Warnings: Joel Taggart and gold lame' mentioned in same context.

New York, New York (41 K)
The Sentinel
February 17, 1998
Jim and Blair in the big city.

Halftime (14 K)
The Sentinel
February 23, 1998
This was going to be a silly PWP inspired by the nickname "Gupcake" for Blair, but out of the blue, it turned into a fairly angsty and complicated sequel to Super Bowl Surprise. Don't ask me how, I just write what they tell me. :>

World Burning Down (68 K)
The Sentinel
March 01, 1998
Minotaur said on SENAD that Jim's behavior this season was that of a man experiencing the terror and wonder of coming out at a late age. That's what inspired this story.

Territoriality (61 K)
The Sentinel
March 03, 1998
A new detective joins the Major Crimes department, and Jim isn't happy about it.

April Fools (5,479 words)
The Sentinel
March 08, 1998
Jim gets fooled on April 1 -- and then so does Blair.

Something To Talk About (37 K)
The Sentinel
March 23, 1998
Rating: NC-17. Pairing(s): J/B.
Warnings: None
Rumors are flying about Jim and Blair, much to their surprise.

Territoriality II: New Territory (58 K)
The Sentinel
April 02, 1998
Sequel to Territoriality. More fun with the Sentinel-Guide bond.

Sensual Rhythms (71 K)
The Sentinel
April 24, 1998
Oshun takes an interest in the lives of a very clueless Sentinel and Guide. I think this story sets new records for number of sex scenes per kilobyte. Blame it on Oshun. ;)

Wild Things (29 K)
The Sentinel
April 29, 1998
Jim and Blair get marooned. It's a crossover of sorts. And that's all the info you're going to get. :-)

Dream Deferred (34 K)
The Sentinel
May 17, 1998
Blair deals with the ramifications of his offer to destroy his work in "Night Shift".

What Will It Be (7 K)
The Sentinel
July 09, 1998
Excerpted bits from the song "I Don't Want to Wait", which just yelled 'Jim and Blair' to me, and a short scene that they inspired.

Model Behavior (5,443 words)
The Sentinel
August 03, 1998
An AU where Jim (James) is a businessman and Blair the model his company hires. Originally published in the zine Love & Guns 6.

A Model of Decorum (8,794 words)
The Sentinel
August 04, 1998
The unfinished sequel to Model Behavior.

Missing Scene for "Territoriality" (2 K)
The Sentinel
August 18, 1998
This missing scene takes place just after Blair and Jim leave Simon's place and before they get to the loft and hop into bed together. :) It was NOT written by me, but by Rafaela Sabatini, who gave me permission to post it. Enjoy!

Control (23 K)
The Sentinel
September 11, 1998
A missing scene (actually, more of a "what really happened" scene ;) set in the episode "Rogue", in the restaurant where Lee Brackett (the, uh, ex-CIA guy) scanned Jim and Blair for bugs and tracking devices.

Sweet Surrender (7,387 words)
The Sentinel
October 20, 1998
Originally published in the fanzine Resurrections. A Sentinel Too sequel. Yes, it's Sarah MacLachlan songfic.

Playing With Fire (29 K)
Dungeons & Dragons
February 28, 1999
Rating: NC-17. Pairing: Hank/Eric.
A night of introspection for Hank winds up getting hotter than expected.

Trial By Existence
Dungeons & Dragons
February 28, 1999
Rating: PG-13 to R.
A gen story cycle set in the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon universe.

Begin Again (5,291 words)
Highlander
July 15, 1999
A little PWP set after To Be/Not To Be. (Duncan/Methos, explicit)

Swords At Sunset: The Duke's Reward (14,323 K)
Highlander
August 18, 1999
Rating: NC-17. Pairing: DM/M.
This story started out as an entry in theHighlander Swords At Sunset contest, based on romance novel covers, though I finished it more than a year late. It's pure fluff and any historical accuracy is a coincidence of amazing proportions.

Friend of The Devil (3,287 K)
Highlander
September 19, 1999
Rating: NC-17. Pairing: D/M. A missing scene from Deliverance, set during the trip from Darius' church to the holy spring.

The End of Summer (1 K)
Gatchaman/Battle of The Planets
January 11, 2000
Rating: PG-13 for violence. Universe: BOTP. An alternative version of the first mission of G-Force.

After The Rain (6,761 words)
Gatchaman/Battle of The Planets
February 07, 2000
Rating: R. Universe: BOTP. Set a couple of years after the events in The End Of Summer, but a standalone story. No summary in order to avoid spoilers.

A Weather of The Heart (3,254 words)
Harry Potter
July 29, 2000
Rating: NC-17. Pairing: Harry/Malfoy.
Malfoy makes Harry an offer he can't refuse. Mildly non-con.

A Rare Descent (3,842 words)
Harry Potter
July 29, 2000
Neville opens his eyes. (Scholomance series, part 1)
Podfic: by boom_queen

Passing Through (5,732 words)
Harry Potter
July 31, 2000
Sacrifices must be made. (Scholomance series, part 2)
Podfic: by boom_queen

A Weather Of The Eye (1,675 words)
Harry Potter
August 07, 2000
Sequel to 'A Weather Of The Heart.' Things get complicated. Rating: R for language and adult themes.

Deep As You Go (1,443 words)
Harry Potter
August 08, 2000
A strange, unhappy little story that demanded to be written. Rated NC-17 for non-consensual sex and other weirdnesses.

The Eleventh Doorkeeper (2,648 words)
Harry Potter
August 09, 2000
In the Scholomance. (Scholomance series, part 3)
Podfic: by boom_queen

A Weather Of The World (3,389 words)
Harry Potter
August 11, 2000
Rating: NC-17.
Conclusion to the 'Weather' trilogy. Malfoy resolves his conflicts and pisses everyone off in the process.

Harry Discovers Slash (905 words)
Harry Potter
August 21, 2000
The obligatory the-characters-learn-about-slash story. (Harry/Draco)

Door Number Three (2,062 words)
Harry Potter
August 24, 2000
The trouble with one-upsmanship. (Harry/Draco)

The Seasonless World (11,063 words)
Harry Potter
September 14, 2000
Five years later. (Scholomance series, part 4)
Podfic: by boom_queen

Objectives (2,951 words)
Stargate: SG1
February 25, 2001
Rating: NC-17. Pairing: J/D.
Aliens force Jack and Daniel to have sex. And there's not enough plot for that to be a spoiler.

Reveille (10,814 words)
Stargate: SG1
March 19, 2001
Rating: NC-17. Pairing: J/D
Jack and Daniel wake up in bed together. (Yes, I'm just working through the cliches here.)

Property (778 words)
Buffy/Angel
November 21, 2001
Buffy decides to take what's hers. (B/G)

Waiting for Yes (2,505 words)
Smallville
December 01, 2001
Futurefic, dark. Lex gets tired of waiting.

Invitation (1,420 words)
Buffy/Angel
December 13, 2001
Buffy goes and gets Giles. Sequel to Property.(B/G)

Superman and the Canadian Shack (Shack #6) (500 words)
Smallville
December 17, 2001
The Fortress of Solitude as a Canadian shack. Hey, is that Kandor? Written for Cesperanza's Canadian Shack Challenge.

Harry Potter and the Canadian Shack (524 words)
Harry Potter
December 17, 2001
Written for Cesperanza's Canadian Shack Challenge. (Harry/Draco)

Better (3,201 words)
Smallville
January 01, 2002
Post-Jitters. Clark makes things better.

Going Home (10,950 words)
The Sentinel
March 21, 2003
Angst-heavy sequel to Sentinel Too.

Taking Care of Business (5 K)
Daredevil
March 21, 2003
(Movieverse) Kingpin takes care of a few things. NC-17, rape.

Walls (1,594 words)
Buffy/Angel
March 27, 2003
Tag for "Lies My Parents Told Me". (Buffy/Giles)

Shelter (568 words)
dueSouth
March 28, 2003
Good enough for Al Capone was more than good enough for Armando's pals. For Cesperanza's taxes challenge. (Fraser/Vecchio)

Hands (636 words)
dueSouth
March 28, 2003
For Cesperanza's taxes challenge. (Fraser/Vecchio)

Taxes on the Fortress of Solitude (509 words)
Smallville
March 28, 2003
Written for Cesperanza's Taxes challenge. Sequel to Superman and the Canadian Shack.

Rush (232 words)
Highlander
May 23, 2003
For FMC #9: "Crawling through hell and coming out whole."

Going Down (1,126 words)
X-Men
May 28, 2003
Xavier/Magneto with a twist.

Miscellaneous Drabbles (X-Men) (1,241 words)
X-Men
May 28, 2003
A collection of short-shorts originally posted to the lj community xmen_100.

Second Story (980 words)
X-Men
June 04, 2003
Sequel to Going Down, Suspension.

Suspension (258 words)
X-Men
June 04, 2003
Sequel to Going Down. These were initially posted as drabbles to x_men100, the first for the open theme, second for the dialogue-only & blue characters theme.

Underground Levels (1,441 words)
X-Men
June 13, 2003
Sequel to Going Down, Suspension, Second Story. Mystique's take.

Past Duties (2,422 words)
Star Trek
June 25, 2003
Late in life, Picard has an uninvited guest.

Secrets of The Days (6,893 words)
Gatchaman/Battle of The Planets
June 26, 2003
What you didn't know you wanted. (Mark/Jason)

The Sound of Water (3,071 words)
Gatchaman/Battle of The Planets
June 26, 2003
The awful daring of a moment's surrender. (Mark/Jason, sequel to Secrets of The Days.)

Pilgrimage (623 words)
X-Men
June 27, 2003
The ending never got easier. (Xavier/Magneto)

Ineffable (230 words)
Good Omens
June 30, 2003
Take sparrows.
Podfic: by leviticus lied

Cast Upon The Waters (1,912 words)
Multifandom
July 13, 2003
Payback to the anonymous lj fairy! Ten drabbles in HP, Good Omens, LOTR, SG, XMM, SV, Sentinel, and Daredevil.

Accidental (713 words)
Star Trek
July 13, 2003
Why it's a bad idea to surprise omnipotent beings. (P/Q)

The Breaking Wave (529 words)
Pirates of the Caribbean
July 18, 2003
A little AU ending for the first-times challenge on pirates500.

Mistaken (508 words)
Sherlock Holmes
July 22, 2003
Holmes isn't right. H/W.

How Fallen (656 words)
To Reign In Hell
July 31, 2003
Based on the Steven Brust novel To Reign In Hell. Satan and Lucifer try a small experiment.

The Maiden Voyage of the Tiresias (2,924 words)
Sherlock Holmes
October 07, 2003
Someone's getting taken for a ride.

Opening Doors (1,466 words)
Dead Zone
October 07, 2003
Outside looking in isn't always the hardest place to be. (Johnny/Walt/Sarah)

A Particular Path of Touch (483 words)
Dead Zone
October 08, 2003
He wanted to beg for what he hadn't gotten yet. (B/J)
Inspired by the piece A Particular Path of Touch by X.
Art: by X (1)

Riding the Edge (1,799 words)
24
October 31, 2003
Salazar liked knives. (note: graphic)

Preservation (616 words)
Master & Commander
November 18, 2003
Disaster averted. (Note: spoilers for H.M.S. Surprise.)
Podfic: by leviticus lied

The Undiscovered Ocean (6,336 words)
Master & Commander
November 24, 2003
"...to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." -- Newton
Podfic: by cats_paws

Played in Tune (595 words)
Master & Commander
November 27, 2003
A brief missing scene set during the movie.

Adagio (7 K)
Master & Commander
November 30, 2003
Set shortly after the movie.
Based on and including artwork by X.
(Note: may take some time to load.)
Art: by X (1)
Podfic: by cats_paws

Three Ways To End An Acquaintance (1,410 words)
Master & Commander
December 08, 2003
What might have happened. Spoilers for Post Captain (Book 2).
Podfic: by leviticus lied

Five Things That Never Happened
One: Invasion
(69 K)
Master & Commander
December 09, 2003
First in a series of AUs. Napoleon invades Britain.
Podfic: by luzula

Five Things That Never Happened
Two: Listening
(13 K)
Master & Commander
December 11, 2003
Eavesdroppers rarely hear good of themselves.

Five Things That Never Happened
Three: All The Wonder
(62 K)
Master & Commander
December 17, 2003
Jack and Stephen in space. No, really.
Podfic: by twilight

Physic (316 words)
Master & Commander
December 17, 2003
A missing scene from The Truelove; first line taken directly from the book. There is no excuse for this story whatsoever.
Podfic: by leviticus lied

Backseat Driver (1,086 words)
Dead Zone
December 19, 2003
"You've been doing double-takes at me all day. What's going to happen that you don't want to tell me about?" (Johnny/Walt)

A Greater Compliment (1,098 words)
Justice League
December 25, 2003
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. —George MacDonald.
(Yuletide 2003)

In The Bleak Midwinter (2,459 words)
Dead Zone
December 25, 2003
Living in the past isn't always the worst option. (Johnny/Walt/Christopher Wey) Written for Yuletide 2003.

Five Things That Never Happened
Four: Consolation
(5 K)
Master & Commander
January 003, 2004
Timing is everything. Spoilers for H.M.S. Surprise.

Five Things That Never Happened
Five: The World Turned Upside Down
(109 K)
Master & Commander
January 004, 2004
Jack and Stephen get married and have a baby. No, really.
Podfic: by luzula

One of a Thousand Roads (2,309 words)
Gladiator
January 13, 2004
This is not the way it happened. (Maximus/Commodus)

Campaign (3,343 words)
Gladiator
January 18, 2004
How the war was won. (Maximus/Commodus)

Influence (730 words)
Master & Commander
February 04, 2004
Started for the alcohol challenge on the mandc100 drabble community on livejournal; it took off from there.

Something Borrowed (896 words)
L.A. Confidential
February 08, 2004
It's the best they can do. (Bud White/Ed Exley)

Partnership (4,163 words)
L.A. Confidential
February 12, 2004
What they really wanted. (Bud White/Ed Exley, AU)
Podfic: by twilight

Games Men Play (1,559 words)
L.A. Confidential
February 13, 2004
An unofficial porn sequel to Partnership. Pure self-indulgence.

Collaboration (2,084 words)
L.A. Confidential
March 03, 2004
A joint project. (Bud White/Ed Exley/Lynn Bracken)

Listening In (2,779 words)
L.A. Confidential
March 12, 2004
Eight years later, Exley gets what's coming to him. (Bud White/Ed Exley)
Note: This story is inspired by very vague spoilers for White Jazz, Ellroy's sort-of-sequel to L.A. Confidential.

Waking from a Dream (1,050 words)
Gladiator
March 12, 2004
Choosing a different path. Sequel to One of a Thousand Roads. (Maximus/Commodus)

Partnership, extended edition (36 K)
L.A. Confidential
April 26, 2004
Extended edition of Partnership, with extra spinoff AU scenes along the way.

Payback (6,146 words)
L.A. Confidential
April 30, 2004
Looking through windows, opening doors. (Bud White/Ed Exley, AU)
Podfic: by twilight

Inflight (1,024 words)
Buffy/Angel
May 07, 2004
For Luminosity. A short missing scene for "The Girl In Question," because they must have done something to fill up the flight besides drink a lot of those minibar bottles. (Angel/Spike)

Older, Wiser, Sadder (1,481 words)
Harry Potter
June 17, 2004
Before the beginning of the affair. (Harry/Snape, G)

Miscellaneous Shorts (M&C) (2,988 words)
Master & Commander
June 22, 2004
Assorted short-shorts collected from livejournal.

Miscellaneous Shorts (L.A. Confidential) (752 words)
L.A. Confidential
June 26, 2004
Assorted short-shorts collected from livejournal.

Compromised (1,078 words)
Stargate: SG1
September 24, 2004
He can't imagine this room empty. A coda for Endgame. (OT4)

A Lapse of Gravity (4,335 words)
Stargate: SG1
October 15, 2004
Everything she deserved.

Sea Change (1,405 words)
Spiderman
November 17, 2004
He was pretty sure it wasn't a good idea.

Jeeves and the Blessed Indiscretion (4,358 words)
Jeeves & Wooster
December 25, 2004
Having dragged the corpus out of bed and tottered downstairs in something just short of a panic, I consider I was justified in being cross when I found Jeeves quite composedly sweeping the hearth in the sitting room, with no signs of the heart-attack or the impending-stroke to mar his appearance. (Yuletide 2004)
Podfic: by fayjay

Blood and Whiskey (4,054 words)
Tombstone
December 25, 2004
He was one of the most unpredictable, bad-tempered, quick on the trigger, vicious hombres as you would ever hope not to meet, at least if you listened to the stories folks told. (Earp/Holliday)

Quo Vadis (381 words)
Sherlock Holmes
December 25, 2004
The abandoned syringe lay slowly oscillating upon the table. (A last-minute yuletide madness triple drabble.)

Hath No Man (3,397 words)
Coldfire
January 13, 2005
Gerald Tarrant successfully applies traditional methods to the problem of getting his man. An alternate ending to the series.

Maryland (5,238 words)
House M.D.
January 15, 2005
What's so great about Maryland?
Podfic: by twilight

Pathogenesis and Intervention (6,328 words)
House M.D.
January 18, 2005
Drawing connections.
Podfic: by twilight

Proof by Contradiction (9,800 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
January 31, 2005
What sucked most was the sinking feeling that McKay was handling the whole thing better than he was.

Thirty Below (772 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
February 19, 2005
Not on the list. (Sheppard/McKay)
Podfic: by general_jinjur

chambers of the sea (595 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
February 27, 2005
Gen, Sheppard POV.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.


Transcendental (45,700 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 04, 2005
tran·scen·den·tal (trăn'sĕn-dĕn'tl) adj.
  1. Philosophy. Concerned with the a priori or intuitive basis of knowledge as independent of experience.
  2. Surpassing all others; superior.
  3. Beyond common thought or experience.
  4. Mathematics. Of or relating to a real or complex number that is not the root of any polynomial that has positive degree and rational coefficients.

Art: by slodwick (1)
Podfic: by general_jinjur

Sentry Post (460 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 05, 2005
Sheppard's got Sumner's dogtags, but now Bates has his job. (Gen)

Ecdysis (431 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 07, 2005
He is awake, he thinks. This doesn't feel like dreaming. (Gen)

If There Be Thorns (3,012 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 23, 2005
It might not have been nothing, after all.
Sequel to Julad's Beneath The Roses. (McKay/Sheppard/Zelenka)

Controverted (3,274 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 26, 2005
"We're human beings, Rodney," Elizabeth said. "We are irrational and emotional."
"Yes, well, we don't have to act like it," Rodney said.
Podfic: by general_jinjur

Can't Have One Without The Other (3,225 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 29, 2005
"Okay," John said, as soon as they were safely out of the ceremonial hall. "This does not go in the mission reports. We clear?"

Oblivious (8,240 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
April 05, 2005
In which Rodney and John fail to pay attention.
Podfic: by jenwryn

Limestone (583 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
April 07, 2005
For the 38 minutes challenge.

Mostly Harmless (2,733 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
April 12, 2005
Just when you thought it was safe to go to other planets.
Podfic: by mific

Aftershocks (2,935 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
April 15, 2005
The calm after the storm, or the lack thereof. Post-ep for The Storm/The Eye.

A Beautiful Lifetime Event (29,581 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
April 30, 2005
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
Art: by Anna-Luna (1, 2, 3), by slytherindyke (1, 2)
Podfic: by anatsuno, by general_jinjur

Mercy (1,613 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
May 28, 2005
John stared down at his hands, a little numbly, watching Rodney wrap the long leather strap over and under his wrists, binding them together.
Podfic: by deltacephei

Pushover (759 words)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
July 03, 2005
"I'm really not sure about this," John said.
Podfic: by myriad69

Climbing (1,128 words)
Batman Begins
July 26, 2005
"I had a wife," Ducard said. "She was taken from me." (Bruce/Ducard)

Looking Glass (2,792 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
July 30, 2005
It's an honor. Really.

No Refunds Or Exchanges (11,088 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
August 31, 2005
It shouldn't have been that hard to get good help.
Written for the Harlequin challenge.
Art: by Livia (1)
Podfic: by general_jinjur

Touch (2,091 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
October 09, 2005
Rodney McKay was a cuddler. Which was more than John had wanted to know.
Art: by spaggel (1, 2)
Podfic: by general_jinjur

Rodney Gets Leid (997 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
October 12, 2005
yes, I AM going to ride the obliviousness pony all the way around the park.

Time in a Bottle (14,361 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
October 24, 2005
To see a World in a Grain of Sand / And a Heaven in a Wild Flower / Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand / And Eternity in an hour.
Art: by Ceares (1), by crysothemis (1), by mutecornett (1)

Loves Me Not (4,777 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
November 18, 2005
It was just such an obvious train wreck in the making. Spoilers through Duet.
Art: by spaggel (1)

Feeding Frenzy (3,827 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
December 11, 2005
Pairing: everyone/anyone
Rating: exactly what you are thinking
Summary: exactly what you are thinking
Podfic: by anatsuno

Graceful Exit (2,623 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
December 15, 2005
Sheppard/McKay/Zelenka, explicit. Episode coda to Grace Under Pressure (2x14)

Tango (7,326 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
December 22, 2005
"All right, if you put it that way, it might make a certain depraved kind of logical sense," Rodney said, grumpily.
Podfic: by windbringer1

Like Water, Like Wind (2,277 words)
Lawrence of Arabia
December 25, 2005
For a time we were beguiled with our own mastery;
Hear the end of the matter, what befell us:
We came like water and we went like wind.

—The Ruba'iyat of Omar Khayyam
Podfic: by luzula

The Second Time (509 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
December 29, 2005
Commentfic for megolas, prompt: SGA, McKay/Sheppard. Inspiration: Every step we take that's synchronized/Every broken bone/Reminds me of the second time/That I followed you home.Placebo, Bitter End

Under the Sea (4,602 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
January 07, 2006
For svmadelyn's badfic-summary challenge, summary from hyperfocused: Rodney MmmKay's mother always told him smart boys never get the hot guys. Can he pretend to be dumb so hunky pilot John Shep Hard will ask him to the Atlantis: Under the Sea prom? W/ my OC Princess Ancienta. Warnings: ANGST M/M plz rd/rvw
Oh, yeah.
Art: by crysothemis (1)
Podfic: by general_jinjur

Friday Night (547 words)
House M.D.
January 18, 2006
Wilson's easy.

Futures (1,780 words)
House M.D.
January 18, 2006
Flashfic for angelacaduca, prompt: House/Wilson; futures please?
A financial contract obligating the buyer to purchase an asset (or the seller to sell an asset), such as a physical commodity or a financial instrument, at a predetermined future date and price.

Distancing (1,763 words)
House M.D.
January 18, 2006
For now, House is fine with enjoying the view.

How To Succeed In Sex Slavery Without Really Trying (1,780 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
February 05, 2006
Comment-fic for eliade, prompt: John/Rodney--slavery slavery slavery SLAVERY.
Art: by spaggel (1)
Podfic: by anatsuno

Composition (677 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 06, 2006
Written for svmadelyn, this is a sequel to resonant's Resolution and cesperanza's Clarity, which you should read in that order; they did all the heavy lifting for me.

But Some Things Never Stop Being Funny (1,636 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 09, 2006
This story starts at Madelyn's It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along Bone's Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction. Madelyn and Bone were nice enough to let me play too. :)

Wear Sunscreen (317 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 09, 2006
Considering the odds... (Written for the Jumping The Shark challenge, for Merry.)

Ulterior Motives (19,416 words)
Smallville
May 04, 2006
Everybody wants to rule the world.
Art: by laurab1 (1)

Bloodletting (830 words)
Smallville
May 31, 2006
Lex said, "Tell me, Lois, have you ever had sex with Superman?" (for sv_flashfiction)

Reconcilable Differences (40,113 words)
Smallville
June 11, 2006
Luthor Family Values.
Art: by mutecornett (1)
Podfic: by fayjay

Vacation (4,728 words)
Smallville
June 15, 2006
Sequel to Reconcilable Differences; Clark/Lex, Tim/Kon. Another DC character appears here, though in highly AU form.
Art: by Digitalwave (1)
Podfic: by twilight

Moving On (19,947 words)
Smallville
July 25, 2006
What you do when there are no more worlds to conquer.
Art: by mutecornett (1)
Podfic: by twilight

The Dark Side (7,676 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
July 27, 2006
"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said.
"Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.
Art: by Cylin (1), by in-the-bottle (1), by ravurian (1)
Podfic: by general_jinjur

Eggplant (9,318 words)
Smallville
August 04, 2006
to the place where your horses run free
Takes place in a vaguely season-2- or 3-shaped space, ruthlessly kicking any contradictory canon out of its way.

Revenge (6,755 words)
Smallville
August 16, 2006
Revenge is sweet.
Art: by Gnine (1), by spankmonkeyjack (1)
Podfic: by twilight

Apology (1,924 words)
Wiseguy
August 31, 2006
Being a gangster means never having to say you're sorry. (Tag for One On One.)

On The Other Side (549 words)
Wiseguy
September 04, 2006
It's the call he didn't make that mattered. Missing scene for Loose Cannon.

Confessional (2,493 words)
Wiseguy
September 05, 2006
O my God, I am heartily sorry...

Exceptions (3,043 words)
Wiseguy
September 09, 2006
Not quite Brazil, but close.

got yourself a gun (1,534 words)
Wiseguy
September 15, 2006
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone
(spoilers for The Marriage of Heaven and Hell)

I am on a lonely road and I am traveling (2,344 words)
Wiseguy
September 20, 2006
Sonny said, "Happy birthday, Vinnie," and popped the trunk.
(AU for The Birthday Surprise)

Peacemaking (1,203 words)
Wiseguy
September 22, 2006
He told Sonny he'd made his peace; ten years later, lying on his back in an alley in Jersey City, old puddles soaking in through his shirt while the blood soaked out, fever and cocaine simmering under his skin, it was still a lie.
death, happy ending?

Sunday Driving (4,479 words)
Wiseguy
September 22, 2006
"Vinnie," Pete said quietly, "look at me. Do you want to tell me this man's not worth saving?"
(AU post The Prodigal Son)

Knocking Over The Table (11,653 words)
Wiseguy
October 01, 2006
Sometimes you just want to throw all the cards in the air. (For the Day After Tomorrow challenge.)
Art: by X (1)

Just One Of Those Things (19,848 words)
Wiseguy
October 22, 2006
What if things went just a little differently? (Spoilers through the Profitt arc.)

Queen of Spades (3,984 words)
James Bond
November 24, 2006
"Bond," M said, as he paused in the doorway to hear her out, "the next time you do something like this will be once too many."
Art: by mswyrr (1)
Podfic: by fayjay

Occasions (2,851 words)
Rome
November 29, 2006
No one ever accused Mark Antony of letting principle stand in the way of pleasure.

awakening (2,447 words)
Arcana
December 17, 2006
...like the laughter of people who know a secret you don't. (Written for purkledragon in Yuletide 2006.)

Nice Work If You Can Get It (10,199 words)
Asimov Robots
December 18, 2006
It was the only the beginning of a relentless campaign of terror and romance. (Powell/Donovan) Written for thefourthvine in Yuletide 2006.

Ante Bellum (1,205 words)
Arthurian
December 22, 2006
(Based on King Arthur, the 2004 movie.) Lancelot slung the sword-belt on with practiced ease, the movement as natural to him as water, and looking at him, complete again under arms, Arthur couldn't imagine him ever a farmer, ever a man of peace. Written for pollitt in Yuletide 2006.

Duende (14,686 words)
Master & Commander
December 25, 2006
Happiness comes unexpectedly. (Written for Ione in Yuletide 2006.)
Podfic: by leviticus lied

The Best You Ever Had (3,203 words)
Entourage
January 11, 2007
The only reason the cops weren't on their asses was Eric started making phone calls about thirty seconds after the first pair of two-man speakers came in the front door and didn't stop for a good two hours into the party.

Home Sweet Home (6,201 words)
Entourage
January 14, 2007
"Hail the conquering hero," was the first thing Ari said, to be fair, "and start working on your speech now; with the buzz you already got on this thing, that fat fuck Harvey will blow everyone in this town to get you that statue. Let's get some beluga."

The Heartbreak Kid (10,122 words)
Entourage
January 19, 2007
Vince wasn't planning on it, that was for sure; it just sort of happened. There was a party, somebody started truth-or-dare, he picked truth, somebody asked, "Have you ever kissed a guy?" and he said no. So far so good, except the cute-but-toasted girl curled up against him started laughing and said, "Come on, not even Eric?"

Road to Shambala (6,218 words)
Supernatural
January 28, 2007
Sam/Dean, futurefic, explicit.
Dean looked over at Sam and said, "Where to, bright eyes?"
Sam hesitated, his fingers tapping on his thigh, and then he said, "You ever been to New Orleans?"

Under Hill (10,120 words)
Supernatural
February 04, 2007
"Can't we just kill a bunch of elves without having to talk about our feelings?" Dean said.
Art: by _audrey (1), by kristina (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Podfic: by twilight

Going Down Swinging (1,358 words)
Supernatural
February 06, 2007
For sisabet!
Sam thinks it says something profound and depressing about their lives that this is the most relaxed they've been in months.

Binding (7,222 words)
Supernatural
February 13, 2007
No way had Bobby pulled out some pair of real mystical amulets from nowhere and handed them over like crackerjack prizes.
Podfic: by general_jinjur

Miami (3,738 words)
Supernatural
February 16, 2007
Miami was awesome. Miami in spring break season was fucking awesome. Not that Sam appreciated any of that.

Bad Blood (3,887 words)
Supernatural
February 22, 2007
"Fuck me or I'm going to die isn't the world's best pickup line."
"I've heard worse," Dean said.
"You've used worse," Sam said.

Bad Company (1,133 words)
Supernatural
March 03, 2007
(Sequel to Bad Blood) Sam was looking at Dean with a sort of glow of smug happiness. Dean glared out the windshield and refused to look at him.

No Rhyme or Reason (404 words)
Supernatural
March 20, 2007
"Hey," Dean said. "Want to—?"

Battering Ram (5,015 words)
Supernatural
April 15, 2007
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram/On a silver black phantom bike/When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry/And we're all about to see the light
Podfic: by riverbella

Fidelity (2,310 words)
Supernatural
April 27, 2007
Inspired by meyerlemon's Five Women Who Chose Sam Over Dean. After the wedding.

Raindrops on Roses (3,563 words)
Supernatural
April 30, 2007
"I really don't think we can keep them," Sam said, gently, the little fucker.

Orpheus (383 words)
Supernatural
May 10, 2007
Gen, spoilers for 2x21. Dean breathed through his mouth, kept both hands on the wheel and his eyes on the yellow double line, and drove.

Spoils (1,283 words)
Supernatural
May 11, 2007
Spoilers for 2x21. Envision a soft fluffy bunny gamboling through the woods. of incest. also there might be some gore. okay, it is that bunny from monty python, but it is still GAMBOLING and FLUFFY.
Art: by allysonsedai (1), by antiship (1)

Desired (2,175 words)
Supernatural
May 16, 2007
Sam rubbed his thumb hard over the edge of the smack, scraping a little with his nail, bright and sharp. "Good?"
"Yeah," Dean said, on a hoarse breath. "Yeah." And it was, jesus, so fucking good, like everything; like everything else he'd asked for.

(Seriously, Zombies) (1,491 words)
Supernatural
May 21, 2007
"I hate you," Sam said, coming.

Generosity (1,780 words)
Supernatural
May 24, 2007
John had traded the gun; he'd have traded away more, and he was still feeling the cold dread of the moment when the demon had cocked its head like a pistol and said, "You know, I'm feeling generous today," because if it hadn't taken more, that was only because it figured what was in store was going to be worse.

Back Country Roadmap (3,299 words)
Supernatural
May 26, 2007
Hell, if Sam had earned his happy ending, Dean had earned his too.
Podfic: by rhea314

Unasked (15,618 words)
Supernatural
June 01, 2007
Sam doesn't ask.
Art: by antiship (1)

Loud and Clear (1,840 words)
Supernatural
June 03, 2007
It just seemed pretty fucking obvious to Dean: you couldn't get what you really wanted, so you had to take what you could get.
Podfic: by twasadark

options (617 words)
Supernatural
June 06, 2007
Decisions, decisions.

Aerial (1,380 words)
Supernatural
June 20, 2007
Sam found a way to get rid of them for almost a month at a time, a spell that lasted until the first night of the full moon.
Art: by antiship (1)

More Than Meets The Eye (1,858 words)
Supernatural
July 14, 2007
Dean had them heading towards Golden Valley on I-93 when the semi and the fighter jet went screaming by, blasting at each other with what looked like laserbeams. That was crazy enough, even before both of them smashed into the overpass and stopped long enough to unfold into giant robots. (Crossover with Transformers)
Art: by audrey (1)
Podfic: by twilight, by aphelant

The Last Visit (588 words)
Harry Potter
July 21, 2007
It has nothing to ask you. It has only something to say. (Scholomance series, part 5)
Podfic: by boom_queen

Prodigal (13,850 words)
Harry Potter
July 22, 2007
...his greatest terror was that someone would respond to him. (Scholomance series, part 6)
Podfic: by boom_queen

Looking Glass Country (19,093 words)
Smallville
August 21, 2007
Where the grass is greener.

Old Country (40,647 words)
Supernatural
September 13, 2007
Sam and Dean go to Hogwarts. (spoilers for All Hell Breaks Loose, Deathly Hallows)
Art: by leyna55 (1)
Podfic: by fayjay

Kings and Queens and Jokers, Too (4,436 words)
Supernatural
October 03, 2007
"Yeah, you boys nailed that trickster real good," Bobby said, dry as dust.
Podfic: by weimar27, by fishpatrol

Sumer is icumen in (4,794 words)
Supernatural
October 07, 2007
Sumer is icumen in, lhude sing cuccu

Winter (1,876 words)
Supernatural
December 01, 2007
The cold open air tasted like snow and freedom, nobody on their backs for the first time in a year and six weeks, or maybe for the first time in twenty-four years.
Podfic: by waiting4rain42

Leader of the Pack (14,904 words)
Supernatural
December 06, 2007
The hellhounds were milling around her legs, almost high as her waist: pale white hides and red eyes, long red tongues lolling out between their stained teeth, all of them panting like the exhaust of an eighteen-wheeler and staring right at him.
Art: by digitalwave (1), by dun (1), by jessikast (1), by retrofit88 (1)

TMI (4,230 words)
Supernatural
December 10, 2007
"We've got twelve hours of highway to go and I'm bored," Dean said.

Top Billing (4,990 words)
Entourage
December 25, 2007
Eric looked at the bill and the neat little line of coke lying on the polished desk. This was clearly the beginning of the end, doing coke with Ari Gold on a Friday night, just so he could get i's dotted and t's crossed.
Podfic: by anatsuno

Punxsutawney (8,968 words)
Supernatural
December 30, 2007
* astolat thinks any plot worth doing is worth doing TWICE
<resonant> absolutely!
<resonant> where would fandom be if we only did the good plots once?


Inseparable (6,728 words)
Supernatural
January 30, 2008
It was just plain sense, so Dean didn't understand why something about the way Dad said quietly, "It's time you had your own bed," made him feel guilty and confused. (adult, not explicit)
Podfic: by juice817

Worth The Wait (4,458 words)
Supernatural
January 31, 2008
Sam couldn't remember a time when he didn't want Dean.

Vegas (2,981 words)
Supernatural
February 01, 2008
It started when Bobby sent them an email: Got a line on a used V-12, good shape. $20,000 cash. You got a week to get it if you can.

Ordinary Life (20,071 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
February 22, 2008
"So, uh," Wharton said, with a little nervous cough. "You're not so much his mathematician as you are his—mathematician."
A collaboration with Speranza, originally published in the zine Surfacing.
Podfic: by zoetrope

Groundhog Day (3,483 words)
Supernatural
February 25, 2008
* astolat thinks any plot worth doing is worth doing TWICE three times.
(especially if the show mostly does it for you.)
spoilers for Mystery Spot (3x11)

Night Ride Home (674 words)
Entourage
March 08, 2008
Vince said, "What the hell, we'll drive."

Inhibitions (402 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
March 08, 2008
What happens if you don't have any.

Lazarus (466 words)
Smallville
March 08, 2008
A mashup of the Reconcilable Differences universe with a bit of the post-Infinite Crisis storyline, which is a warning if you know what happened in that storyline, and if you don't, you can highlight here: Kon has been killed saving the world, and Tim is trying to bring him back to life.

Double-Edged (229 words)
Harry Potter
March 08, 2008
Neville didn't know what to do with the sword.

Cook Gets His Wings? (280K image, no words)
Idol RPF
April 26, 2008
An exclusive news story.

Something Wicked (6,836 words)
Idol RPF
June 14, 2008
He's a rock star, she's a superhero. They fight demons! (crossover with Buffy)
Art: by slodwick (1)
Podfic: by malnpudl

Fortunate Son (12,002 words)
Idol RPF
June 25, 2008
Fourteen across was auspicious, and he was writing in the p when the left side of the plane sagged out from under them, and they dipped what felt like ten feet all at once. David grabbed for his coffee as it tipped and the dregs ran all over the puzzle book; across the aisle, Archie jerked awake and looked around, sleep-confused, and then said, "Oh my gosh." A long black line of smoke was cutting horizontally across his window. (gen)

Proximity (2,503 words)
Idol RPF
July 15, 2008
Cook usually made his bodyguards stay back—probably, Archie thought a little meanly, because they cramped his style of letting everyone grope him.

Time Of Your Life (26,704 words)
Idol RPF
July 21, 2008
David stared up at him as he came to the table, and then Cook put a hand on David's shoulder and leaned over him. There was a really—really—weird moment when David thought for a second that Cook was about to—was going to—and David's stomach squeezed into a tiny knot, but Cook was just reaching over to grab the jacket he'd left on his seat.
Podfic: by aphelant

Mastermind (4,592 words)
Idol RPF
August 01, 2008
Okay, David recognized the value of having everyone think he was, like, a total fluffhead, but he still hated seeing all these stories going, aww, poor helpless little David, controlled by his dad! Even if he had planted a few of them.

Claused (4,967 words)
Idol RPF
August 04, 2008
So there was this clause in the contracts, where as long as he was single, he had to go out with another 19E client for at least four weeks at their request.
Podfic: by nieliegen

Madrigals and Misadventures (13,631 words)
Idol RPF
August 22, 2008
Wherein there is magic, daring rescues, accidental kissing, not-so-accidental kissing, Clive Davis is evil, and everyone lives happily ever after.
Podfic: by rhea314

Above Water (3,612 words)
Idol RPF
November 22, 2008
In which they get that trip to the Grand Canyon. Sequel to Fortunate Son (slash)

real forever if (20,563 words)
Idol RPF
December 04, 2008
The main thing he'd been thinking, that whole last week, was that when it was over, he'd finally be able to breathe again. He didn't know what else could've been making him feel so weird, the awful tightness in his chest every time he was in the same room with Cook, the way his stomach just kept clenching up and jumping.
Podfic: by odi_et_amo53, by rhea314

That Shall Achieve The Sword (5,772 words)
Merlin
December 25, 2008
Arthur had just started to get really irritated, as opposed to the low-grade and permanent Merlin-is-late-again irritation that somehow managed to be endearing -- and how exactly Merlin had managed that, Arthur would really have liked to know, mostly so he could work out how to use it on Uther. (preslash)

Commonplaces (2,525 words)
Sherlock Holmes
December 25, 2008
Only to be adored was, in the end, nothing; to be adored by someone worthy, everything. (Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes)

Beltane (1,155 words)
Merlin
December 29, 2008
There is a story that is not told in Ealdor anymore, not for many years now, a story about Beltane Eve.
Podfic: by fayjay, by winkingstar

Injukyoshi (1,694 words)
Merlin
January 04, 2009
Fine, so maybe it hadn't been the best idea to attack the giant tentacle monster.
Podfic: by tatsumaki

Onfindan (16,219 words)
Merlin
January 06, 2009
Arthur didn't speak to him for a week after he found out.
Art: by yue_ix (1)

Despoiled (11,392 words)
Merlin
January 12, 2009
In which various people become various things they weren't before.

"But I didn't do anything to her honor!" Merlin said.

"Don't say another word, Merlin, I refuse to even defend myself against such accusations," Morgana said.

"Yes, but, I'm the one in the dungeon," Merlin said.



The Trouble With Unicorns (2,807 words)
Merlin
January 20, 2009
"If you'd been lectured by my father for four hours on your thirteenth birthday about all the many disasters that occur to a realm when you muddy the succession with bastards, you wouldn't have been very quick to dive into bed with the nearest servant girl, either," Arthur muttered.
Podfic: by smallearthcat

Sweltering (1,085 words)
Merlin
January 25, 2009
The castle is sweltering in the midsummer heat, stones breathing damply under the sun's height when even the air lies still.

Coming of Age (6,358 words)
Merlin
January 31, 2009
"I have called you to give you a warning," the dragon said. "A red moon rises over Camelot this night. The Wild Hunt will ride." Sequel to Beltane.

Onfindan epilogue (483 words)
Merlin
February 01, 2009
epilogue for Onfindan

Reciprocation (8,818 words)
Merlin
February 04, 2009
He only meant to complain; you didn't take serving girls on hunting trips, and the alternative interpretation didn't even occur to him until Merlin said indignantly, "I'm not going to do that!"
Podfic: by ann_ciudad

The Crown of the Summer Court (24,773 words)
Merlin
February 16, 2009
"The king sent me to get you," Merlin said, with a tone that implied strongly that he wasn't rolling his eyes where Arthur could see, but just wait until his back was turned. "He said you're to get changed into formal clothes and meet him in the Great Hall, there's a delegation coming from the Summer Court."
Art: by trolleys (1, 2, 3, 4)
Podfic: by fayjay

The Tower (2,657 words)
Merlin
February 26, 2009
Outside the city walls, the tower stood black against the sky.
Art: by suzume_tori (1)

Favorite (13,276 words)
Merlin
March 12, 2009
Arthur was tipped back against the wall, his mouth open for breath and staring at the small arrow-slit window over Merlin's head, trying to work out how it could possibly be that good with Merlin, of all people.
Podfic: by fleur_rochard

Denial (1,310 words)
Idol RPF
March 31, 2009
"You're kidding, right?" Danny said, after Mike Sarver left and the producers redid the roommate assignments.
They weren't kidding.

Winner Takes All (7,517 words)
Idol RPF
May 18, 2009
It occurred to him belatedly that maybe he should've been saying no once in a while, but at this point he felt bad—obviously word had gotten around, so now if he turned somebody down, they'd feel like it was them specifically, which just seemed so mean.

Standing Up (868 words)
Idol RPF
May 18, 2009
Gratuitous scene cut out from Winner Takes All

Zen (1,206 words)
Idol RPF
May 25, 2009
The hotel room was almost too quiet after the rush of the day and the steady drumming of the shower: the triple-glazed glass kept out the noise of Times Square, so the billboards flashed silently and the taxis and traffic slid by without a sound, like being in space. Kris stood at the window in his sweatpants and t-shirt, staring out at it blankly until Adam knocked on the door.

Concessions (4,717 words)
Idol RPF
June 02, 2009
Adam jabbed Kris in the side with an elbow to interrupt him and said, "Okay, so I am giving you fair warning here, the next time you say one word about how I deserved it, or how sorry you are, or for that matter just spend your interview time going off on how awesome I am, I am going to be so totally overcome with love for you that I am going to have to kiss you."

Sex Machine (2,017 words)
Idol RPF
June 04, 2009
"I thought it was going to be an ice cream maker or something," Kris said.
Art: by dun (1)
Podfic: by lunate8

Appetite (1,859 words)
Idol RPF
June 08, 2009
The club was full of people in way crazier costumes than them, half of them jumping around more than dancing, since you couldn't dance all that well in a giant dog costume, Kris guessed.

Orchestration (2,727 words)
Idol RPF
June 18, 2009
Kris wasn't brand-new at the substitute gig, but it was still a little unsettling to walk into the office his first day at the new school, and have the secretary look him up and down and say, "Oh, you are going to be eaten alive."
Podfic: by amproof

Not Like That (4500 words)
Idol RPF
July 01, 2009
It just wasn't like that.

Love in the Time of Paper Clips (2,318 words)
Idol RPF
July 10, 2009
This wasn't going to be the kind of game where the handcuffs were made of nerf and maybe you got spanked a little to spice things up.
Art: by arinan (1, 2)

Proselytizing (1,470 words)
Idol RPF
July 11, 2009
"Oh, you are all such straight boys," Adam said. "Which is hilarious, because it's pretty much conversion trick number one."
Art: by arinan (1, 2, 3)

House of the Living (17,099 words)
Idol RPF
July 13, 2009
Megan had been calling them zombies from the get-go; after the third one, while Adam was busy puking his guts all over the sidewalk, she went around to all of them and hissed, "Listen, they're zombies, do you get it?"
Art: by emmuzka (1), by katekat1010 (1), by suzume_tori (1)
Podfic: by rhea314

Seventh Heaven & other stories (725 words)
Idol RPF
July 21, 2009
"You get to decide," the angel said, popping her gum as she consulted her clipboard. She seemed like kind of a weird angel, Kris had to say. (Three stories for the ontd_ai drabble meme and the Adam freckles appreciation post.)

Preacher Man (1,550 words)
Idol RPF
August 02, 2009
Thou that dwellest in the gardens, the companions hearken to thy voice: cause me to hear it.

#krisallenpornstar (1,402 words)
Idol RPF
August 25, 2009
Right now this didn't feel like the easiest way to make five grand to print a CD with anymore.

Rebound (1,050 words)
Idol RPF
August 25, 2009
The strategy had not included getting drunk himself and losing all sense of timing and being the tawdry and expensive rebound sex.

Synaesthesia (1,852 words)
Idol RPF
August 30, 2009
The tentacles looked almost like jewelry, sort of iridescent-shiny blue and purple, speckled with pale silvery spots, and they wound around Adam's wrists and up into his palms and coiled there, like small glittery snakes.
Art: by katekat1010 (1)

Excuses, Excuses (557 words)
Idol RPF
September 08, 2009
"So what the fuck," Adam yelled, "you decided to give us an excuse?"
"Yes," Drake said.

City of a Thousand Wonders (15,028 words)
Idol RPF
September 19, 2009
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." — Hunter S. Thompson
Art: by katekat1010 (1), by scalesandfins (1)
Podfic: by 2na0nh3_cl2

Nor Iron Bars (515 words)
Idol RPF
September 23, 2009
What he didn't expect was how it took him apart.

In Writing (1,706 words)
Idol RPF
November 04, 2009
Kris really should've read the contract more carefully.

Publicity (4,314 words)
Idol RPF
November 19, 2009
Don't hate the player, hate the game. Or love the game. Something like that.
Podfic: by choose2live

Stardust (2,549 words)
Idol RPF
November 24, 2009
Adam pushed himself up and loomed up over Kris, his eyes heavy-lidded in glitter and shadow, predatory and smiling. Written for queenbitchfest, inspired by "Ziggy Stardust".
Podfic: by rhea314

Drive-By Devotion (6,970 words)
Glam RPF
December 10, 2009
It seemed like a good idea after five martinis in the Wynn high-rollers bar. (Adam/Tommy)

a mind overborne (6,829 words)
Dracula
December 17, 2009
An alternate universe using elements of both the novel and the Lugosi film. Inspired by my recipient's comment that Renfield is overwhelmed by Dracula's "too-strong love." Note: potentially disturbing content. (Yuletide 2009)

A Matter of Inconvenience (21,468 words)
Idol RPF
December 30, 2009
Kris just laughed. "Do you get—we're talking twenty thousand pounds at least just to clear the debts?"
"Yes," Anoop said. "There's a way."
"Who do I have to kill?" Kris said, dryly.
"Not kill," Anoop said. "Marry."
Podfic: by lunchee

Huddling (1,068 words)
Idol RPF
January 11, 2010
"Oh, wait a second," Adam said. "Are we in a slash story again?"
Podfic: by lunate8

Taking Liberties (4,787 words)
White Collar
January 19, 2010
Neal found Kate on the eighteenth of March, in a hotel on the Upper West Side exactly fifty yards beyond the edge of his two-mile radius. (Spoilers for 1x07.)

Cruising Altitude (2,116 words)
Glam RPF
January 31, 2010
It was like drawing a line, was the thing: the line everyone always wanted to draw, with Kris on one side and Adam on the other. (Adam/Kris/Tommy)
Art: by katekat1010 (1)

An Exile In Albion (14,810 words)
Merlin
February 11, 2010
Arthur in Ealdor was like a tame lion at the dinner table: you weren't necessarily worried you were going to get torn to pieces, but it was still dangerous, decidedly out of place, and made the neighbors nervous.
Podfic: by fayjay

Guest Star (985 words)
Idol RPF
February 19, 2010
"Wow," Adam said, after a moment, still without letting go. "Well, this could be awkward."

Far Far Away (3,333 words)
Stargate: Atlantis
February 19, 2010
"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked.
"They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

Castaway (1,008 words)
Idol RPF
February 19, 2010
"So the first thing I want to establish is, we're fine," David said. (sequel to Above Water (Cook/Archie).

Riding (1,457 words)
Glam RPF
March 08, 2010
Adam glanced down, heavy-lidded, and smiled with one side of his mouth. "So," he said softly, "want a ride?" (Adam/Tommy)

Bodyswap (1,329 words)
Idol RPF
March 22, 2010
"Our brains have just gotten mixed up!" Adam said. "Maybe if we get close enough, they'll—" He waved a hand, "—swap back into place." He rubbed his knuckles up and down Kris's dick. His dick. With Kris in it. Well, this was confusing.

Kilt (941 words)
Glam RPF
March 23, 2010
#glamkilt

Happy Ending (2,343 words)
Glam RPF
March 29, 2010
Oh, fuck it anyway, it felt good to just stop, to stop thinking and put down the reins for a while, and let Dell pound six weeks of knots out of his shoulders, his neck, his back, his thighs. (Adam/OMC)

Somnambulism (3,462 words)
Idol RPF
March 31, 2010
"At least we don't have to do the walk of shame?" Adam said.
Podfic: by pennyplainknits

sings the song without the words (5,273 words)
Idol RPF
April 13, 2010
Gild didn't recoil, just cocked his head to one side again. "Be nice, you," Adam said; Gild didn't say anything, just gave a loud, high-pitched shrill that made Pyri flatten her ears against her head, and then he turned and paced stately over to leap up onto Adam's bed, long tail gleaming behind him. (For the blackdress_adam crossover, a fusion with His Dark Materials.)
Podfic: by jaebi_lit

Under Protest (2,707 words)
Idol RPF
April 13, 2010
"That's what happens when you break the law," Lambert said cheerfully, handing him back his clothes.

The Evil Sinister Dark Evil Very Bad Claiming of Kris Allen (784 words)
Idol RPF
April 25, 2010
"There's no hiding it from me anymore," Adam said. "And unless you do exactly as I say, the whole world will learn that the American Idol -- collects Powerpuff Girls!"

It Is It Is A Glorious Thing (6,426 words)
Idol RPF
April 30, 2010
pirates!
Podfic: by paraka

Music of the Night (1,449 words)
Idol RPF
July 29, 2010
"And if what you find isn't what you want to see?" the voice said, dropping low and sad and soft. "If it's not what you imagined, hearing me speak to you from the dark?"

Blind Dating and other stories (1,522 words)
Idol RPF
July 29, 2010
Several charity flashfics for Idol Gives Back, all Kris/Adam.

Servitude (1,569 words)
Idol RPF
August 14, 2010
Kris stopped taking slaves to his bed after his father died; he let them think it was grief, and then he let them think it was the burden of ruling, but he'd hated it all along.

Carnival Rides (627 words)
Idol RPF
August 18, 2010
The joint Andrew had passed around had been seriously awesome stuff, and Kris was pretty high, so it didn't really surprise him when Adam showed up out of nowhere. "Hey, man," Kris said happily, and hugged him. "Let's get some fries and ride the ferris wheel."

Carcharodon Interruptus (803 words)
Idol RPF
August 18, 2010
For teamcockbert places challenge: "in a boat that has sunk and there's only 5 minutes of air left and there's a SHARK"

Showtime (591 words)
Glam RPF
August 18, 2010
For the teamcockbert places challenge: on stage. (Adam/Tommy)

UNTITLED WRONGNESS (642 words)
Idol RPF
August 19, 2010
CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED FOR EVERYTHING IF YOU READ THIS (nightmare/tentacles prompt)

Personal Appearance (1,123 words)
Glam RPF
August 20, 2010
He laughed when they first made him the offer, in the huge expensive suite in the gorgeous Tokyo hotel during his international promo tour, because it was so ridiculous.

Paying the Rent (4,512 words)
Idol RPF
September 16, 2010
It was long since dark, and Kris was having to stop playing every fifteen minutes or so to blow on his hands and warm them back up. There hadn't been more than a handful of people pausing by the bench any time all day, shoulders hunched up and heads barely turning to glance at him. Even the last trickle was dying off now, but he hadn't made enough for a place to sleep, and playing kept him awake, at least.

Extra Credit (2,716 words)
Idol RPF
September 20, 2010
"Megan!" Kris said. "He's my TA. I'm not going to—"
"Kris, honey," Megan said, "I'm sorry to break this to you, but you are definitely the yummy baby seal in this scenario."

Untying (2,090 words)
Twin Peaks
December 15, 2010
Audrey wrote him brief notes all that next year. Today I went to the waterfall pool. It's really too early to swim but I went in anyway. There was no one else around, and I couldn't hear myself breathe or think, the water was so loud. I had to get out too soon because I was cold. Are you ever lonely? (Yuletide 2010)
Podfic: by juniperphoenix

Roofied (1,349 words)
Idol RPF
February 16, 2011
The party was sprawled across nine different rooms, and Kris ended up getting detoured half a dozen times before he finally managed to track down the bar and get Adam and Katy's drinks and a beer for him.

Taking The Fifth (11,597 words)
Supernatural
February 20, 2011
"Dean Winchester?" Sam said. "I'm Sam Moore. I'm your lawyer." (AU inspired by 2x07, The Usual Suspects)

Dominion (491 words)
Thor
June 04, 2011
Loki had imagined the pleasure of this moment a thousand times: the throne his, Asgard his, the Aesir at his feet and his brother kneeling before him.

Balancing (6,372 words)
Thor
June 25, 2011
"He's dead, you see," Loki said, "so it's the nearest thing I can have to revenge."

Justice (597 words)
Thor
June 26, 2011
"How was I to know?" Thor demanded. "Surely a 'Justice of the Peace' is meant to sentence evildoers! And why did he not say otherwise, if it was not so?"

Athelas (19,697 words)
Thor
August 15, 2011
There was a sharp and bitter edge crept into the words, a reminder that not all was well: that Thor still had a brother, but not a friend.